Episode 009 – The Dragon Invasion

In which Skeletor actually manages to get inside Castle Grayskull.

Somewhere in the wilds of Eternia, we find Skeletor and Beast-Man nicking some dragon eggs. Skeletor is also in possession of the Dragon Pearl, a little bauble which no doubt has some inexplicable and illogical power, though what that might be remains thus far mysterious. The plan this time appears to be to dose the eggs with growth serum, then drop them all over Eternia to cause a spot of bother.

Over at the Palace, dinner is being served. Orko eats an entire chicken leg and then states he’s full, at which point King Randor takes leave of his senses and says it’s a shame there aren’t two Orkos, so then they could eat more. This is insane on so many levels, primarily that it’s a shame there’s even one Orko, let alone two. Naturally, Orko casts a spell to create billions more versions of himself, who eat the entire dinner and start arguing.

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This dreadful scene comes to a merciful end when a dragon egg hatches outside the Palace, and thanks to the growth serum, the dragon grows to full size in 2.7 seconds. Havoc ensues, prompting a very speedy entrance from Guess Who. The inevitable fight is over pretty quickly, though He-Man doesn’t actually do much; to my distinct surprise, Man-at-Arms is the one actually responsible for shooting and freezing the dragon with what appears to be a hairdryer, but is of course his new stasis ray.

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A good portion of the rest of the episode is taken up with our heroes – who include Stratos and Ram-Man again, God only knows why – fighting dragons and winning in non-violent ways. In the meantime, Skeletor and his posse head to Castle Grayskull, which Skeletor grandly proclaims to be their new home. The Dragon Pearl is put to use strengthening Evil-Lyn’s magic, and the Sorceress eventually ends up trapped inside the Pearl – but not, of course, before she has contacted He-Man for help.

And now, the unexpected: Skeletor and his clowns open the drawbridge (or jawbridge, as it’s either actually called or I thought it was called when I was three) and enters Castle Grayskull! It gets worse: Skeletor uses the Dragon Pearl to create a forcefield to stop He-Man getting in. When Man-at-Arms returns to his usual levels of incompetence and is unable to lower the forcefield, He-Man decides to use the dragons instead.

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He-Man and Teela corner Beast-Man at Snake Mountain, and use the hairdryer on him. This breaks his control on the dragons, who all become friendly, and convene at Castle Grayskull to burn down the forcefield. Our heroes all troll in and start a brawl with Skeletor and his crew, in the course of which Skeletor teleports back to Snake Mountain. Rather oddly, He-Man is still there, evidently having decided he had better things to do than help at Castle Grayskull.

So now we get an epic confrontation between He-Man and Skeletor. Skeletor uses the power of the Sorceress, still in the Dragon Pearl, to grow to about three times his normal size. This doesn’t help, since he immediately falls off the edge of Snake Mountain and requires rescue from He-Man. After this, he runs away, perhaps smarting from the embarrassment.

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In today’s adventure …

Orko tells us that we should treat animals with kindness and respect, and definitely shouldn’t use them to try to conquer Eternia. It’s the second episode in a row where the moral has actually had some relevance to the story, so a round of applause is deserved, I think.

 

Excuse given for Prince Adam’s disappearance

Teela tells Adam to go and get the guards, which provides him with all the excuse he needs. Though I suppose, since no guards actually show up, Teela’s going to have a go at Adam for not managing this simple task.

 

Characters appearing

This week we have a large cast, including Prince Adam, He-Man, Cringer, Battle-Cat, Man-at-Arms, Teela, Orko, Stratos, Ram-Man, the Sorceress, King Randor, Queen Marlena, Skeletor, Beast-Man, Evil-Lyn and Trapjaw. Oh, and Jitsu, a one-time villain on Skeletor’s team. He doesn’t ever appear again, either because he’s faintly racist, or because the voice actor was incapable of a suitable voice. He sounds like a French chef.

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Insults

Within the very first scene, Skeletor calls Beast-Man a “Beast-brain”, when Beast-Man fails to stop an attacking dragon. Skeletor also dishes out a vicious “Fool” to He-Man, after He-Man rescues him, thus giving He-Man the chance to get all uppity about the value of life, even Skeletor’s. There’s also a few comments addressed to dragons which could be construed as insulting, though it’s debatable – Battle-Cat calls one a “dragon-face”, and I’m pretty sure Teela calls one a “flame thrower”.

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Does it have the Power?

This one’s a real winner. It’s action-packed and jolly good fun. It’s one of the only times in the series that Skeletor and the baddies come across as a viable threat; indeed, Beast-Man seems completely out of character – in a good way – as a competent scheming villain with hopes of eventually ousting Skeletor one day. Skeletor himself gets some great lines – particularly after he departs Castle Grayskull without attempting to save his colleagues, he comments gleefully to himself, “Too bad about the others, but at least I escaped!”

It’s not 100% perfect; the scene with Orko at dinner is gratingly irritating, and it’s also odd how the villains are in possession of Castle Grayskull for quite some time but appear to do nothing except stand in a room waiting to be evicted, rather than trying to get those secrets they’re always on about. But these are very minor quibbles. It’s definitely the best episode so far.

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5 thoughts on “Episode 009 – The Dragon Invasion

  1. The dragon invasion for me is the ultimate and very best capture castle grayskull episode of the series, I base all other episodes on this one as this is the stand out one that leads the way for all the others! It’s also one of the most action packed as well, tons of characters and tons of action with some great lines from all the cast particularly skeletor “trouble I’ll show you trouble sorceress” awesome! Skeletor was a lot meaner anyway in season one but I’d say this was him at his most evil, true episodes like she demon of phantos and song of celice he was pretty bad but I think this was skeletor at his baddest best if I can say and his most successful! He’s managed to get into grayskull in a few other episodes (teelas triumph and the taking of grayskull) but in the dragon invasion not only does skeletor get into grayskull but he manages to keep the heroes out too and with skeletors face protected over castle grayskull was skeletor at his most triumphant!! Theres also the moral on team work that was used extremely well using the dragons to break the force field skeletor created. Anyway overall the dragon invasion imo is one of the very best he man episodes in the series my main reason why it’s in my personal top ten is although it’s debatable this episode for me is by far skeletors most successful episode and the nearest he came I think to winning! A true classic 10/10 for me.

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  2. This is the Ultimate Evil Warriors episode to me. Evil-Lyn, Beast Man, and Trap Jaw get a chance to show their true incompetence in this episode. All that’s missing is Mer-Man leaving a sea weed trail behind so He-Man can follow him.

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  3. Your spot on Jeremy this isn’t an episode for character development i.e. It’s not a prince Adam no more or a into the abyss kind of episode it’s an all out great action episode and for its kind I too think this is one of the very best definetly my personal favourite skeletor plots getting into grayskull, action is where this episode really triumphs and for me it has one of the most stupid (in a good way) and funniest lines in the whole series, where ram man tries to attack the dragon at the royal palace he smashes his head into the wall and comes out with the line “that’s the hardest dragon I ever rammed” it’s hilarious!! Great ep and an early he man episode we mustn’t forget still one of the very best. Skeletor is pure evil too he takes no crap from anyone!

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  4. Though as somewhat crazy and nonsensically unrealistic as it may be (I can only laugh at it), the initial scene with “irritating” Orko (lol) isn’t pointless at all: it will connect later in the episode with his sudden insight on how “teamwork can be the solution for any problem” – a teaching which, by its turn, will at once trigger He-Man’s decision to gather all the dragons around to help him and his fellows get into Castle Grayskull.

    Overall, I agree 100% with the reviewer’s opinion: to me, this is absolutely one of the very unmatched, best fun-to-watch He-Man episode I’ve seen so far – not that I’ve watched such a great deal of them… 😉

    At last, if it isn’t too much to ask, I would like to know in advance – in case it’s possible, of course – what the reviewer’s short opinion on the 2002 He-Man’s New Adventures is (I haven’t seen it yet).

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    1. Hi Marcus, thanks for your thoughts. Good point on the Orko scene … still find it quite infuriating though!

      In my view, the 2002 series is well worth watching. It’s not afraid to put its own stamp on the source material, but it has several friendly nods to the Filmation series – including employing at least one of Filmation’s writers. Where I think it goes wrong is about midway through the first season when we get a run of about 4 or 5 very uninspired episodes that are little better than action figure adverts. But it picks up again and the second season is very strong indeed – though I wasn’t happy with the ending…

      I’ve written all the reviews, but at my current rate of posting I fear it may be a couple of years before they show up on the site! Still, something to look forward to, eh? 🙂

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