In which Evil-Lyn and Skeletor remember all the good times.
Evil-Lyn is on the run, trying to evade Skeletor and his forces long enough to reach her father, the Faceless One, the previous guardian of the Ramstone. Sadly, she is cornered just before reaching the Faceless One’s sanctuary, and because he cannot step outside his walls, he is unable to help as Evil-Lyn is taken into custody and led away to the Pool of Shadows, which acts as a gateway to a mysterious location called the Forsaken Realm.
The Faceless One does, however, contact Prince Adam and Man-at-Arms. He informs them that Skeletor is intending to send a living being through the Pool of Shadows, though he doesn’t specify who the living being in question is. He further adds that if Skeletor succeeds, it will result in a whole world of nastiness being unleashed upon Eternia. Adam and Man-at-Arms are unsure if the Faceless One can be trusted, but on the off chance, Adam turns into He-Man and scoots off.
On his way, He-Man is ambushed by a welcoming committee composed of Two Bad and Beast-Man, so he wastes his time indulging in a spot of mindless violence aimed in their direction. Because He-Man’s too busy beating merry hell out of these imbeciles, it’s left to Evil-Lyn to try to save herself. This she does by distracting Skeletor with reminiscences of their past happy life together, which we get to see in flashback.
Thus it is that we learn that Evil-Lyn is responsible for keeping Keldor alive after Randor burned his face off with acid in The Beginning, Part 1. It seems she took Keldor to some weird cave, where he was able to contact Hordak. Hordak – fortunately talking like a normal person and not a prize porker – then transformed Keldor into Skeletor, and seemingly drove him completely bats in so doing.
Such happy memories are not enough to dissuade Skeletor, however, who begins to lower Evil-Lyn into the Pool of Shadows. Just in the nick of time, He-Man finally gets fed up of pummelling Beast-Man, and shows up to rescue Evil-Lyn. And that would be that, if it weren’t for the fact that a big slimy demon from the Forsaken Realm has already emerged from the Pool, and addresses Skeletor to inform him that someone must now be offered as a sacrifice.
Skeletor senses an opportunity and suggests that maybe the demon would like to snack on He-Man and Evil-Lyn. He-Man, on the other hand, thinks this is an outstandingly bad idea, and since He-Man’s the Most Powerful Man in the Universe (TM), what he says goes. He-Man defeats the demon by chopping off its tentacles and stabbing it in the eye, which is nice, and for good measure he closes the Pool of Shadows to prevent Skeletor trying anything so slippery again.
Evil-Lyn expresses her gratitude to He-Man by blasting him with a bolt of energy, which puts him out of action while she makes her peace with Skeletor. It seems that rescuing him from beneath a block of rubble is sufficient to get her back on his good side, and she is welcomed back to Snake Mountain with only a warning that she must never pull another such stunt again.
Meanwhile, down in the abyss surrounding Castle Grayskull, King Hiss is plotting his return, punctuated with an evil laugh. Frankly, given he’s already returned twice in this series and been singularly unsuccessful both times, I wasn’t exactly quaking in my boots at the prospect.
In today’s adventure…
Today, He-Man learned quite definitively that it’s not worth doing any favours for Evil-Lyn, and Evil-Lyn learned that it is worth doing favours for Skeletor. Quite what this teaches the viewer, I don’t know: perhaps the very realistic life lesson that it’s sometimes but not always worth doing people favours.
Character checklist
Parading themselves around the screen for our delight and delectation today are Prince Adam, He-Man, Man-at-Arms, Skeletor, Evil-Lyn, Beast-Man, Tri-Klops, Trapjaw, Two Bad, Mer-Man, the Faceless One, Hordak, King Hiss, Tung Lashor and Squeeze.
Excuse given for Prince Adam’s disappearance
Nothing offered, nothing gained.
Insults
Skeletor describes his one-time foes as “those wretched Snake Men”, which doesn’t perhaps sound as insulting as he meant it. I feel like if someone had invaded my house, turned all my friends to stone, and got me eaten by a giant red snake, I’d be calling them something more vehement than “wretched”, which is an epithet I reserve largely for mildly annoying things like the supermarket being out of salt and vinegar crisps, or the reliability of the Southwestern Railways service.
Anyway, in one of the flashbacks, Trapjaw calls Evil-Lyn a “girlie”, which I don’t think he’d dare to do now. He-Man describes Skeletor as a “bonehead”, and Skeletor says that He-Man is a “muscle-bound meddler”. Both of these latter two insults demonstrate reliably that this is an episode written by one of the former Filmation team.
Does it have the Power?
It’s got the Power, and then some. As well as being a continuity geek’s dream – what with the appearances of Keldor and Hordak, and the filling in of the back story around how Skeletor came to exist – it’s also got an exciting storyline with an incredibly Filmation feel to it, especially in the portrayal of He-Man. The characters are well-drawn, and there’s some real life to the episode, which – despite telling a quite dark tale – is filled with moments of gentle humour. It’s also good to have an episode that focuses on just a few key characters, after all the epics we’ve had lately featuring everyone. All in all, this is a real highlight, and we could do with more episodes on this level, please.
I hate to say it, but we’re going back into hibernation for a while now. These reviews were written about 5 years ago, and it takes only about 20 minutes to prep each one for publication, but I don’t seem to have time for even that at the moment. Still, I fully intend to have reached the end of this series by the spring, so hang in there.