In which meaningful democratic representation comes to Eternia.
Okay, so we start off with some sort of swirly vortexy thing in which Teela is suspended, flipping between the various guises of Sorceress, Snake Goddess, and Weird Demon. Evil-Lyn is trying to do something about it but can’t because she doesn’t have enough power, so it’s lucky that Orko and Gwildor choose this moment to show up holding the newly-upgraded power sword. Adam charges into the maelstrom, transforms into a new and really sleazy version of He-Man, and for good measure transforms Teela into a new version of herself too. Then they kiss! Hurrah! We’ve been waiting for this since at least the end of The Problem with Power, and probably longer.
After a cringe-inducing interjection from Evil-Lyn – of which no further mention shall be made – He-Man dishes out the assignments: He-Man will cure the populace of the nanovirus and confront Skeletor, Teela is to carry on with her Preternia repair work, Man-at-Arms and Andra are to tackle the Horde, and Orko and Evil-Lyn are to fuck off somewhere out of sight and hopefully never darken our screens again.
He-Man’s job goes relatively smoothly: heading over to Grayskull, he quickly sorts out the nanovirus problem and then gets into a pummelling contest with Skeletor. This quickly extends to an almighty ruckus in which our various heroes come up against lots and lots of machines which I believe might be Monstroids – and, sadly, Granamyr shows up to the fight in order to get killed while protecting Teela. Luckily, Teela just manages to restore Preternia in time, and thus I assume Granamyr’s soul gets to go there and hang out with Wun-Dar and those various other knobs.
Well, speaking of said knobs, it’s now time for the souls of everyone who ought to be in Preternia to put in an appearance, and several of them – including King Randor – join in the fight to give Skeletor a good battering. Once they’ve done that, they pose merrily in front of Preternia like an advert for an assisted living facility. Despite a last-minute attempt on Skeletor’s part to send King Randor to Subternia, He-Man settles matters once and for all by stabbing him with the power sword, which – presumably thanks to the nanovirus-combating upgrade – transforms him back into Keldor.
Returning to the ruins of the Palace, He-Man gives a speech in which he decrees that from now on, Eternia is a democratic republic and that the monarchy is no more. He pronounces “monarchy” in literally the most hilarious way I can think of to say it, but no one calls him out on that: they’re too busy celebrating their newfound freedom of self-government. They won’t be celebrating for long: Andra announces her intention to run for president, and I can’t imagine anyone will be that keen to vote for the person who developed the second wave of the nanovirus. Unless she’s planning on keeping that to herself and waiting for the inevitable scandal when the FOI request goes in.
But let’s not focus on that: instead it’s time to check in with He-Man and Teela, who wander off through the ruins of the Palace discussing their future, as all the populace cheer them. They make plans to live together at Castle Grayskull, presumably still doing a fair bit of Masters-of-the-Universing when the fancy takes them: Skeletor may be defeated for now, but he is, after all, only one of the many megalomaniacal loonies hanging around Eternia with unpleasant intentions…
In today’s adventure…
Okay! After my heartfelt wish last week (about getting a post-credits “in today’s adventure” sequence), today we kind of get one! It’s delivered by Zodak, though, so it’s hard to get too excited about it. He addresses the camera to intone that today we learned about balance, but before he goes off on some random tangent, he seems to catch himself and makes his little monologue a bit more plot-related, thanking Evil-Lyn for her services and welcoming her to the ranks of the Cosmic Enforcers. Bet she’s thrilled.
We then end with a little sting in which we learn that an unidentified woman has recovered Hordak’s body and is using Horde Prime’s technology to restore him to life. She then gibbers on for a little while about heading back to Eternia to gain revenge on Skeletor and He-Man, but I expect that we’ll have to wait another two years or so before we get any development on this plotline.
Character checklist
For this final outing to Eternia, the cast list is Prince Adam, He-Man, Cringer, Teela, Man-at-Arms, Orko, Andra, Evil-Lyn, Queen Marlena, Gwildor, Granamyr, King Randor, Buzz-Off, Ram-Man, Snout Spout, Rio Blast, Fisto, Clamp Champ, Moss-Man, Roboto, the Sorceress, King Grayskull, Wun-Dar, Vikor, He-Ro, Stonedar or Rokkon (whichever), Skeletor, Zodak, and the unidentified woman who I suspect is probably Adora. The vast majority of these people don’t speak though, so don’t worry, it’s not a complete overload.
Insults
Skeletor’s on the down today: all the insults – which are few and far between – are either addressed to him or directed at him behind his back. He-Man opts for “numbskull”, King Randor goes for “bully”, and Teela’s choice is “psychotic bad guy”.
Does it have the Power?
Yep – very satisfactory. It’s a well-handled round-up of the various plotlines that have developed throughout Revolution, and it’s to its credit that everything gets resolved neatly – halfway through, I was thinking this series was too sprawling to work within the confines of five episodes, but this last one does manage to finish things up nicely. And with an epic He-Man/Skeletor confrontation followed by He-Man and Teela finally finally getting together, no less.
If I had to quibble, I’d say that the Eternian Independence Day business was goofy in the extreme, and it feels like a rather simplistic political transition which is liable to devolve into chaos. Let’s just say I have the sneaking suspicion that nobody’s bothered to write a constitution – although, on reflection, maybe they’re better off without a political system designed by halfwits like Man-at-Arms.
But when all’s said and done, this episode is a fun conclusion to Revolution, and the preceding Revelation series. Whether it’s the final stop, or whether we have a concluding batch of episodes dealing with that last-minute Potential Adora business, I can’t say, but if it is the end, it’s a fitting one. Good stuff all round.