In which everybody does a bunch of inconsequential stuff.
Duncan kicks off proceedings today by informing Prince Adam, Cringer and Teela that, last week, he was stupid enough to inform Skeletor that Castle Grayskull is now in Avion. Thanks to skirting round the truth, he gets off relatively lightly, and attention moves onto the Sigil piece that Adam and Teela recovered from Gary, which zooms out of the Wind Raider and tries to magnetically attach itself to the first Sigil piece. This is the cue for a whole bundle of wacky hi-jinks as the team attempt to keep the two pieces apart, which we don’t really need to dwell on.
Now that he knows where Grayskull is, Skeletor has emerged from Eternos to attack – and in his absence, Teela gets in touch with Orko and Man-e-Faces to ask them to steal the remaining Sigil piece. This is the perfect moment for them to inform Teela that King Randor has been captured, which prompts Teela and He-Man to get into a screaming match with each other. This in turn leads Man-at-Arms to yell at them both and make me want to punch his stupid face.
Orko and Man-e-Faces venture out into the city, where they rather easily reprogram all the security bots to engage in a campaign of civil disobedience against Skeletor’s regime. That’s all well and good, but although Eternos seems to be on the brink of recovery, things don’t look nearly so dandy in Avion, where Skeletor has just arrived with a large army. He-Man reassuringly remarks that he’s got a plan and that he will save Avion, Eternos and all of Eternia, but he doesn’t see fit to explain said plan before the episode comes to an end.
In the meantime, Krass has re-entered the series: she’s returned to the tiger tribe village, where she’s had a quick flashback and grabbed a Polaroid of her parents before zooming off on her bike to the Mystic Mountains. As she explains to Stratos, who tags along for the journey, she’s hoping to learn more about the rock in her helmet, which originally came from a cave in said mountains.
On arrival, sadly, they instantly get embroiled in a fight with another old favourite from the Masters of the Universe archives – Webstor, who doesn’t have the power of speech. This is perhaps an advantage for those of us who remember his Filmation nasal whine all too well. Anyway, Stratos occupies a fair chunk of the episode’s runtime tussling with Webstor, while Krass heads off to find the cave. Once she does, she discovers that the gem came from a load of glowing green material, which in this series tends to indicate Havoc. Uh oh.
In today’s adventure…
It’s Orko and Man-e-Faces leading the moral lessons today, with an extended and not enormously subtle conversation about the importance of just being yourself. This might have been actually really insightful for all I know; unfortunately, I got bored and tuned out.
Character checklist
Our dramatis personae today includes Prince Adam, He-Man, Cringer, Teela, Duncan, Krass, Orko, Stratos, Man-e-Faces, Webstor, Tuvar and Badra. Skeletor, Beast-Man and Trapjaw limit themselves to non-speaking cameos in the episode’s final moments.
Insults
Man-e-Faces addresses Orko as his “tiny understudy”, which is clearly not meant insultingly, and I wouldn’t even have mentioned it if it didn’t otherwise mean that the insults section would be empty, and that would never do.
Does it have the Power?
It’s a competent instalment which feels action- and story-packed, although on reflection it actually does little more than spin the wheels while gearing up for what I assume will be a big showdown next week. He-Man, Teela, Duncan and Cringer don’t achieve anything of note this week, and Orko and Man-e-Faces’ success in turning the Eternos bots against Team Skeletor doesn’t take up much time either. The meat of the episode, such as there is, comes from Krass and Stratos’ trip to the Mystic Mountains, and even with this storyline, any major revelations are kept back for later: we can assume that Krass has discovered her powers stem from Havoc, but we don’t know for sure, while Stratos seems to be trying to recruit Webstor, presumably to join him and Mosquitra with whatever they’re trying to do – but again, we don’t see how that pans out. Ultimately, I’d call this an enjoyable episode, but one that is probably inessential to the storyline, and not one that anyone would describe as a series highlight.