In which we get an unnecessary repeat of a pretty recent episode.
Two episodes ago, in Save Our City, I voiced the opinion that we’d seen the last of the Necron storyline. Now, as if to prove me wrong, it’s back, with a nice and implausible plan from Skeletor and Flogg. They’ve spent God knows how long chiselling a skull-shaped meteor out of incredibly hard rock, which they then launch in the direction of Primus. The Galactic Guardians are naturally concerned and head out in the Starship Eternia to destroy the meteor, which proves to be rather difficult.
While He-Man, Hydron and Flipshot are so occupied, Critta reorganises the Gleanons into an allegedly really good army, which will be capable of defeating the Mites easily. I didn’t quite follow why this is supposedly going to be so easy, but it’s probably something to do with the Mites being rubbish. As I recall, on all their previous appearances, they’ve been easily overrun until He-Man and/or Mara got involved.
On this occasion though, things don’t even get that far. Critta’s Gleanon army doesn’t make it to the Mite capital before Mara detects her and intercepts. Pretty much the entirety of the rest of the episode comprises a non-too-exciting battle between the Mites and the Gleanons, which had me on the edge of my seat. I’d have preferred to be out of my seat entirely and doing something else, but the edge of my seat will have to do.
This tedious blather comes to a miserable conclusion when He-Man goes for a walk out in space (no space suit, in case you were wondering) and uses the ill-defined “power of the good” to shoot a laser beam which propels the meteor into a tunnel created by the Sorceress. The meteor emerges on the other side of the tunnel on Necron, where it conveniently destroys the Gleanon forces without hurting the Mites.
Critta and Mara finish up the episode by having a one-on-one duel, which consists largely of pulling each other’s hair and whipping one another. This comes to an end long after we’ve lost interest, but suffice it to say that Mara wins and Critta gets away.
In today’s adventure…
Oh, sweet Jesus. He-Man’s wittering about drugs again, as if he thought the message hadn’t gone in last week. I wonder why he’s suddenly on his high horse about it now. Maybe He-Man went on a massive bender after the events of Save Our City, but now he’s clean again, and is preaching his anti-drugs message with all the zeal of the newly converted.
Character checklist
This time, it’s mostly about Mara and Critta, but we also see Prince Adam, He-Man, Hydron, Flipshot, the Sorceress, Skeletor, Flogg, Slush Head, BH, Stackhorn, and the usual complement of Mites and Gleanons.
Excuse given for Prince Adam’s disappearance
I wasn’t paying loads of attention at the transformation stage of this episode, but I’m pretty sure Adam didn’t say anything at all this week other than “By the Power of Eternia.”
Insults
The only insults we have this week are some pretty standard fare from Critta, who calls the Gleanons “fools” and tells Mara that she’s a “little fool”. This latter is only of any interest whatsoever if you stop to consider that Mara is actually bigger than Critta. Still not very interesting though, huh?
Does it have the Power?
It’s been a while since we’ve had an episode that was 100% drivel, and it wouldn’t have been a shame if the series had ended without another one. Unfortunately, I can’t think of a single redeeming feature of this instalment, which hits all the clichés of the series and steadfastly fails to add anything new to the mix. It’s a virtual repeat of Save Our City, but it’s far less enjoyable, probably because of the unwelcome appearance of the “Power of the Good” bollocks that means nothing and saps all the peril out of the story. Think about it: this whole situation was resolved by He-Man bellowing “I have the Power!” That’s all he had to do, and the Sorceress did the rest by using some hand-waving magic. That’s pretty much the definition of unsatisfactory plot resolution. In conclusion, unless you have a fervent desire to hear Mara and Critta grunting at each other, there’s absolutely nothing to recommend this episode.