In which Caz gains superpowers, which is as entertaining as it sounds.
I’m going to continue my newfound interest in judging an episode by its title, and comment that this one sounds ominous – though actually, in complete fairness, Caz hasn’t proved to be terribly annoying. I thought he’d be an infuriating Orko substitute, whereas in fact he’s nothing worse than a bit bland.
On the other hand, Caz begins the episode this week by being really irritating. He’s pretending to fight against Skeletor and the Mutants, when he slips and hurts his leg. Instead of healing him in the usual way, Meldock and Elcon decide to give Caz an experimental medical suit, which allows him to continue to live his normal life while the suit heals the injury. Unfortunately, they put too many energy crystals in the suit, which gives Caz super-strength and super-speed as well.
Caz starts spending his time running round Primus saving people from danger, which is fine, but what’s not fine is Caz’s increasingly smug behaviour. It’s even less fine that he starts calling himself He-Man Junior. If this goes on, I’ll have to re-evaluate the statement I made at the start of this review and conclude that Caz is terribly annoying after all.
Eventually, Prince Adam and Master Sebrien catch up with Caz, decrease the power on his suit, and tell him to stick to being a shepherd and stop rescuing people. Adam and Sebrien are evidently not big believers in social mobility. But of course, by now, the damage is done. Skeletor has got wind of the alleged He-Man Junior and sets a trap for him; like an idiot, Caz takes the bait, steals a shuttlecraft, and flies out into space, where he is immediately captured and taken to Gorn City on Denebria.
He-Man gathers the troops for a rescue: this time, the troops are Sagittar and that Egyptian dude seen a few times previously, whose name is here revealed as Tuskador. They reach Gorn City with relatively little incident, but once there, Skeletor springs his trap. This trap is very effective, because He-Man ends up imprisoned in a forcefield, but I can’t say for certain what the trap is, because it occurs off screen. Still, I’m sure it was very good.
Thanks to the usual magical bollocks, though, He-Man manages to release himself from the forcefield, and then there’s one of those long and tedious battles between the Mutants and the Galactic Guardians. No surprises for guessing who comes out on top. Once everyone’s safely back on Primus, they all have a good belly laugh at some completely innocuous statement, and the episode dribbles to an end.
In today’s adventure…
Someone this week thought that children would appreciate a little lesson in the most ergonomic way to lift massive boxes. He-Man explains that you should always lift by kneeling, rather than bending down. Next time my boss suggests I do the Manual Handling training course, I shall say, “No, I don’t need to. I’ve seen He-Man.” I shall then probably be invited to find employment elsewhere.
Character checklist
The gang today is Prince Adam, He-Man, Caz, Drissy, Master Sebrien, Sagittar, Tuskador, Hydron, Flipshot, Meldock, Elcon, Skeletor, Flogg, Slush Head, Stackhorn and Quake. I thought I spotted another Mutant too, but I’m not sure.
Excuse given for Prince Adam’s disappearance
As usual, there’s no excuse today.
Insults
Caz receives 60% of the insults today, being referred to as a “pint-sized hero” and a “puny kid” by Skeletor, and as a “shepherd brat” by Flogg. Skeletor also calls He-Man a “party pooper”, when He-Man attempts to leave Denebria, and Slush Head rounds things off by calling Sagittar and Tuskador “wimps”.
Silence, Scientists!
Meldock and Elcon go above and beyond this week by undertaking what can only be described as an illegal medical experiment on Caz, by giving him the prototype medical suit when they know it’s not even close to being ready. Someone should report these two to the European Court of Human Rights.
Meldock: 22
Gepple: 15
Krax: 14
Elcon: 23
Does it have the Power?
Instinct is telling me to say, emphatically, that it doesn’t have the Power. My head is telling me that I shouldn’t be so harsh and that perhaps I’m expecting too much from this series. My instinct is asking my head what possible redeeming features this episode had, and my head isn’t able to answer. Therefore, I’m going to go with my instinct. This episode is rubbish. Don’t bother.