In which it’s the end for King Randor.
If, like me, you’ve forgotten virtually everything that happened in Revelation, you might be hoping for a little recap. We don’t get one though, other than some very vague portentous spoutings, which are pleasingly punctuated by a disembodied Skeletor head laughing while superimposed over Castle Grayskull, just like in the Filmation credits. Love it. I would also be remiss if I didn’t suggest that Skeletor has literally laughed his head off.
Christ – we’re not going to get anywhere if I write a whole paragraph about every 30 seconds of this episode. Let’s move on. The story begins in Subternia, where Prince Adam and Orko have travelled to beg Scareglow to allow the souls of Fisto and Clamp Champ to ascend to Preternia. Scareglow inevitably refuses this polite request, and this gives way to a big old barney with lots of cameo appearances from all manner of people, including non-entities like Rio Blast. Yeah, I had to look him up too.
Anyway, our heroes get what they want and escape Subternia carrying Fisto’s fist and Clamp Champ’s clamp, which I assume will allow them to head up to Preternia. We’ll all recall – and if we didn’t, Scareglow did helpfully remind us – that Evil-Lyn destroyed Preternia while on her little rampage, so I’ll assume the gang have a plan for that too. In the meantime, the celebrations are rather muted by King Randor suddenly collapsing. Uh oh.
The prognosis is dire, and on his deathbed, Randor expresses his love for Marlena and for Adam, and then decides that now is the best moment to give Adam some dating advice re Teela. I suppose if not now, then when, but it still feels like an odd moment to choose. Anyway, he then rambles onto suggest that when Adam becomes King of Eternia, he’ll have to give up being He-Man, because kings can’t just “abandon their subjects for high adventure”. Randor seems to be ignoring the fact that he was along for the ride on the little jolly against Scareglow earlier this episode; I expect Adam or Marlena would call him out on this, but he continues with a rambling monologue that only comes to an end when he pops his clogs.
Over to Teela now, who’s trying to restore Preternia to ensure that Randor’s noble soul can get there. Unfortunately, her magic isn’t up to the task, so she pops down to Castle Grayskull’s basement, where she’s keeping the spirit of the old Sorceress. Perhaps keen to escape the basement, the Sorceress offers a hint: Teela will have to call on the magic of Zoar, Havoc and Kaa (presumably not the one from The Jungle Book). This will mean going to Darksmoke, a location which Orko remarks gives him the creeps. No doubt this is because – as we’ll all remember – Darksmoke is the home of Granamyr, who persistently arranges for Orko to be imprisoned inside large pots.
We close at Randor’s funeral, where Adam is attempting to give a touching eulogy. He just about manages, though staggeringly it seems he hasn’t prepared anything and just does it off the hoof. Not really the time I’d have chosen to wing it, but hey, you do you, Adam. Anyway, the funeral is disrupted by a blue chappy who introduces himself as Keldor, Randor’s brother and the true heir to the throne. Before we can get any more deets, the episode ends.
In today’s adventure…
Orko is kind enough to explain that asking people who love you for help isn’t wrong, which is as plain a moral segment as I ever saw. I surely can’t be alone in wishing that these bits would come at the end of the episode, addressed directly to camera and followed with the cheerful gibberish “Until next time!”
Character checklist
It’s a real character bonanza today: we get Prince Adam, Cringer, He-Man, King Randor, Queen Marlena (who’s now voiced by Gates McFadden rather than Alicia Silverstone, which is a far better choice), Man-at-Arms, Teela, Orko, the Sorceress, Ram-Man, Buzz-Off, Snout Spout, Rio Blast, Andra, Keldor and Scareglow. We also meet a doctor in the Royal Palace, who I think did get a name but which I didn’t catch, and Stratos gets a quick non-speaking cameo at King Randor’s funeral. Finally, there’s a brief check-in at Snake Mountain, where we see Two Bad and Tri-Klops, before there’s a grand entrance from Skeletor, who’s now been fully converted away from magic and onto technology, thanks to Motherboard, who is working for – who else? – Hordak. Got all that? Good.
Insults
Maybe I wasn’t paying attention, or maybe the scriptwriters were slacking off, but as far as I noticed, the only insults were “thieves” and “usurpers”, which is how Scareglow addresses Adam and Randor. I get why he’s calling them thieves, but usurpers seems just odd.
Does it have the Power?
Yes, indeed it does. It’s a very nice little episode which really takes the time to explore the strength of the relationship between Randor, Marlena and Adam, just at the moment that relationship is coming to an end. Okay, so I’m not quite sure I agree with Randor’s deathbed conclusions that Adam will be unable to be both the King and He-Man, but there’s no question that the scene is well-written and animated, and touchingly performed by all the voice actors. Sad as I am to see King Randor go, it’s a great direction in which to take the storyline, taking us into almost brand new territory – especially given this last-minute intervention from Keldor, who presumably in this continuity is not Skeletor.
The opening action sequence with Scareglow is entertaining – though frankly I could have done without a return from this pound-shop version of Skeletor – and doesn’t go on too long, leading us nicely into the main story. Teela appears to be getting her own subplot, focussed on restoring Preternia: this smacks of the mystical sort of gubbins that I’m rarely interested in, but if it means we get a return from Granamyr after all these years, then count me in for now. We barely get any time with Skeletor today, but clearly we’re building to something with him and Hordak, and there’s enough going on in this episode for the brief scene at Snake Mountain to serve to whet our appetite without leaving us feeling short-changed.
So – long story short, yes, this is a very good instalment, that leaves me very keen to see where the story goes next. It’s good to have the series back.