In which He-Man and Flipshot play fancy dress.
He-Man and the Galactic Guardians begin proceedings this week by capturing some green aliens identified as intergalactic renegades, and handing them over to Meliak, the Sheriff of Gorn City. Meliak locks the aliens up, but it doesn’t take long for Skeletor and the Mutants to show up and bust them out. Skeletor then informs the aliens that there are vast deposits of gemstones on Primus, in the hope that the aliens will attack Primus to get their hands on these non-existent gems.
Alerted to the jailbreak, He-Man takes Flipshot, Artilla and Beamo to Denebria to try to recapture the aliens. Unfortunately, once they arrive, they find that Skeletor has stirred up the entire city with tales of the thousands of rhondial gems on Primus, with the result that all the townspeople are ready to fly to Primus to try to get a cut.
He-Man and Flipshot infiltrate the crowd wearing some rubbish disguises. He-Man in particular reminded me of Tom Cruise in Top Gun. On the other hand, it’s been 19 years since I last saw Top Gun, so it’s possible my memory is playing tricks on me. Anyway, they are swiftly unmasked and are forced to run away back to their ships, without having achieved a dicky bird.
In the meantime, Artilla is ambushed by bounty hunters, who inform him that his presence is required by a mysterious Great One. He is incapacitated and bundled into a ship which will take him home, but luckily – and probably rather embarrassingly – he is saved by Beamo, who manages to steal a gun and come rolling to the rescue. There’s every chance that this storyline is simply killing time, but the reference to the Great One is sufficiently interesting that I thought I’d better mention it in case it becomes relevant in a later episode.
Once Artilla and Beamo have finished escaping, they come barrelling along to save He-Man and Flipshot, who have been cornered at the space port. Beamo saves the day again, informing the alien renegades that the rhondial gems are actually on Moon Nordor, which comfortably diverts the aliens away from Primus. As a reward for his bravery and cunning, He-Man enlists Beamo into the ranks of the Galactic Guardians, and they finish the episode by standing around bellowing like halfwits.
In today’s adventure…
Jesus, it’s like being in a time warp here. He-Man and Flipshot – yet again – are blathering on about drugs. This time, we even get a crash course in how to identify dope dealers, and surprisingly, they do not necessarily look like short green aliens dressed in evil-looking cloaks. Why in the seven hells are we getting so many rabid drugs warnings? Was there genuinely a drugs epidemic sweeping the USA’s five year olds in 1991? I have my doubts.
Character checklist
Today’s outing features Prince Adam, He-Man, Master Sebrien, Hydron, Flipshot, Artilla, Beamo, Meliak, Skeletor, Flogg, Critta, Slush Head, BH, Quake, Stackhorn, Optik, the big green aliens, and the bounty hunters.
Excuse given for Prince Adam’s disappearance
Adam makes his transformation in the presence of Master Sebrien, which – as usual – means he doesn’t have to concern himself with an excuse.
Insults
The boss of the big green aliens refers to Flipshot as He-Man’s “puny friend”, but don’t worry – he later gets his comeuppance when Beamo tells him that he is “dumb” and a “dunce”. Flogg is also kind enough to inform all the renegades that they are “good-for-nothing”.
Does it have the Power?
It’s so weird how this series can veer from downright appalling to hugely entertaining in the space of two episodes, especially when both episodes are written by the same guy. After last time’s complete washout, we move on here to a really enjoyable action adventure, which sparkles with some great dialogue. The story moves along at a fair old clip, everyone gets something to do, and we’re subtly introduced to a potentially interesting back story for Artilla. He-Man isn’t annoying and doesn’t save the day with a deus ex machina – in fact, he doesn’t save the day at all. Beamo has the potential to be very irritating, but he isn’t in the slightest, which is a testament to the writing and the voice acting. And everyone’s favourite villain, Skeletor, is back on form with some extremely cutting sarcasm. What’s not to like?